Main aur Mere One liners

• I don't want to be Kumar Gaurav, the one hit wonder
• Courtesies should be reciprocated
• Khaali Haath Ja rahe hain hum, Khaali Haath Aayenge
  
• There is an information overload, you need to filter
  
• To be a project manager, you need technical knowledge.. You need so that you can ask the right questions.
  

Note: these are thought on the spot and delivered to audience which was not very susceptible to these kind of remarks. However, I don't regret what I said.

The New logo for my blog

This is the new logo I am planning to use for my blog.
The idea came from Flickr.
And I used a web based logo generator to get the effect.

Some Kewl Quotes

• I came, I saw, I Blogged.
• The greatest virtue of a man is to accept his shortcomings.
• If life gives you lemon, sell lemonade.
• Life is a crazy ride and nothing is guaranteed.

My first poem

Shekhar scrapped me shayrana on orkut.

Which forced me to come up with something original, so here is my first original poem/shayri



Manzil sabhi ki ek hai, rastey kayi ban gaye
Manzilon se bhi pehle, sab rastey milte gaye

Manzil ki kisko fikra, jab rastye ho suhane
Un suhane raston per, ho aap jaise humsafar

My hobby.. Windows Customization

Desktop
Originally uploaded by hjain007.

Okie.. here is one.. my entry for Lifehacer Desktop show and tell competition..
The screenshot is quite old but still very good..
check it out

Quotations

Quotations:

Sometimes its the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.


"You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel."


"When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on--series polygamy--until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter."

Quotation Collection

Practical Laws

* Jone's Motto:

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* Terman's Law of Innovation:

If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can

jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

* O'brien's Variation:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster

than the one you are in now.

* Conway's Law:

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is

going on. This person must be fired.

* The Peter Principle:

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of

incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not

reached their level of incompetence.

* H.L.Mencken's Law:

Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

* Martin's Extension:

Those who can't teach, administer

* Belani's Extrapolation:

Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

* Lieberman's Law:

Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

* Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

* Van Herpen's Law:

The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

* Murphy's Law of Government:

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

* Bell's Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Young's Law:

Great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Kin Hubbard:

A good listener is usually thinking about something else

* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

"Life's Most Important things are not things"