Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Quotation Collection

Practical Laws

* Jone's Motto:

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* Terman's Law of Innovation:

If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can

jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

* O'brien's Variation:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster

than the one you are in now.

* Conway's Law:

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is

going on. This person must be fired.

* The Peter Principle:

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of

incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not

reached their level of incompetence.

* H.L.Mencken's Law:

Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

* Martin's Extension:

Those who can't teach, administer

* Belani's Extrapolation:

Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

* Lieberman's Law:

Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

* Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

* Van Herpen's Law:

The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

* Murphy's Law of Government:

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

* Bell's Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Young's Law:

Great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Kin Hubbard:

A good listener is usually thinking about something else

* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

"Life's Most Important things are not things"

Monday, May 16, 2005

Bangalore Visit

Today we went to visit Bannerghatta National Park and then to Iskcon temple near Rajaji Nagar.
The BNP was a gret experience as we saw lions and tigers (white tiger included) in the open jungle, however we missed a camera with us to shoot the scenes.
Iskcon was also a good place to be but the commuting time and the time to wait in queue was quite frustrating, considering I am a TYPE A person.
Anyways, we enjoyed it, and planned to visit BNP once more for an Elephant Joyride.

"Life's Most Important things are not things"

Friday, May 13, 2005

Hello World!

Hi All.
Just started blogging.

"Life's most important things are not things"