Have heard of something called narcissist? I am a living example.
just kidding.. nothing like that.. I am simple but not down to earth guy.. not quite open yet not reserved.. kinda stuck in between two universes.. don't know my destiny.. don't know my path.. love cars.. love computer..love gizmos..
thats all folks..Quotation Collection
Practical Laws
* Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
* Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can
jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
* O'brien's Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
* Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is
going on. This person must be fired.
* The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of
incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not
reached their level of incompetence.
* H.L.Mencken's Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.
* Martin's Extension:
Those who can't teach, administer
* Belani's Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
* Lieberman's Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
* Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
* Van Herpen's Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.
* Murphy's Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
* Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Young's Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Kin Hubbard:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
"Life's Most Important things are not things"
